It’s hard to believe but it has been almost two years since my editor at Wide Open Country was contacted by Mayde “Mimi” Gomez from SA Live in San Antonio to do a piece based on my humorous article “Learn to Speak Texan” about Texas colloquialisms. I drove out to San Antonio and we walked around… Continue reading That One Time I Was on the News
I had a baby in August and I’m now in that odd clothing limbo where my maternity clothes are falling off and my pre-pregnancy clothes create a truly epic muffin top, if they button at all. So last night I went shopping for some transition clothes to wear here in this postpartum purgatory. This is… Continue reading Shopping Postpartum is a Comedy of Errors
About a month ago I was taking my four year old daughter to a birthday party. We parked in the parking lot next to a sedan. The car next to me had backed into its spot and so our vehicles were pointing in opposite directions. I got out and started the long process of getting my kids… Continue reading Why Doesn’t Anyone Say “Excuse Me” Anymore?
Okay hold up. Because I know some of y’all read that headline and your head immediately caught fire with the flames of indignation. Before you head to the comment section to tell me off about what a miracle parenting is, take a few deep breaths, I know that. This is comedy. Having said that, it’s… Continue reading 6 Ways Being a Parent is Like Being a Psychopath
Planned obsolescence is why nothing is high quality anymore.
Lone Star Liz 